This SF Tour Guide Goes Off On Chinatown

 

 

Sure this was probably racist, but who gives a fuck. This was way more entertaining than any Duckboat Tour. In fact this should be a thing. Let all the pussies and little girls go on the boring tour guides. Give me the X rated city tours. Just letting it fly with f bombs and off color jokes. Telling me the real dirt about a city. Put a bar and some stripper poles in there and boom you’re good to go. Can I copyright this idea by just screaming “I COPYRIGHT THIS!” Because I just did so now it’s my intellectual property.

 

PS – Love the golf clap from the crowd after her rant.  I need to sell tshirts to tourists.  They’re happy with anything.

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